So... Today I was suppose to go paint balling
Butt.. It didn't go exactly how I planned.
We actually it didn’t go anything like I planned.
So I woke up 7:00 in the morning
And put a shit load of clothes on
Like 7 pants and 6 shirts.
I looked Like i ate McDonald's everyday
For like 5 months.
But Hey, I was trying to stay safe you know.
So anyways I was SO happy, getting all prettified
in my fatness. And then I go downstairs to hear my
Brother tell me that we're "not going"
LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO.
You should have told me BEFORE.
So I had to take all of the clothes back off -.-
JEEZ LOUISE
MACARONI & CHEESE
DO YOU WANT YOUR LEMONS SQUEEZED?
YOUR SO RUDE, YOU DIDN'T SAY PLEASE
OUCH I GOT STUNG BY A BEE
THEN I FELL AND SCRAPED MY KNEE
GOSH I THINK I LOST MY KEYS.
ITS WINTER TIME I FEEL THE BREEZE
& THE TREES HAS LOST THEIR LEAVES
BLESS YOU IF YOU JUST SNEEZED (:
Sorry I just had a Gangster Rapper moment there.
Yes I made that up cause i was born to be a Rapper :P
Lmfao. You know what I find so funny?
Of course you don't cause I haven’t told you yet .
Okay if you want me to tell you, FIRST you have to stand up. Rub your stomach with one hand and tap you head with
the other. If you can't do it then you’re so totally NOT cool.
But anyways sit back in your chair or go back laying down
HOW EVER YOU WERE POSITIONED.
And continue reading...
Okay, so if you did what you were told then you get
A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE (:
If you’re allergic then.. TOO BAD.
And enjoy the frigging cookie.
But okay now I am going to tell you what i find funny.
I think it funny how when i was in 4th grade.
My teacher told us to write a Essay on what we want to
become when we grow up.
And this boy wrote that he want to become a "RAPER"
instead of writing "RAPPER"
lmfao. Oh too funny.
Stupid little 4th graders. No I'm jkk (:
But it was a pretty funny time.
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AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH
I miss Valentina Cea (:
I'm gonna hang out with her new weekend at her casaaa
But omg i love how this morning when i woke up i got a text MSG from her that said...
"Omg I haven't talked to you ever since last year"
(If you don’t get it then gtfo my blog lol jk<3 )
Tehe i find that so cute and funny.
I also find "That kid" cute & funny (: hehe
Nosy People: WHAT KID?!
Me: Mind your own f***ing business
K? Thanks (:
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WOAHH.
I'm hungry. Like really hungry |:
What should i eat ?
Like this is SO serious.
LIKE REALLY.
LIKE
LIKE
I like HIM <333 Hehe
He's SO cute & Funny
Wait.. What????
IDK . But like i likeeee you !!!!!!
(Byy "YOU" I mean HIMM
NOT YOU!)
Cause idk but i just do .
Even though you can turn into a bitch at late night
when we're on the phone.
& you PISS me off.
And you bother me NON STOP sometimes.
AND YOU PLAY AROUND ALOT.
There’s just something about you that I CANT RESIST (:
teheeeeeee </3
WOAH YOU ARE A CUTIE (: